‘Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops’

(Chuck Norris touring Iraq)

(Reuters) — “Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq’s security forces. A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, soldiers say. The fastest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist,” reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements. “Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter,” reads one and “Chuck Norris divides by zero,” reads another…“ Click for full article

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